Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

If you are confused why this is a question, you are about to discover a sickening fact about your fellow humans. From previous experience asking this question, the split is usually about 50-50. Of course, there is only 1 correct answer - please choose it below...

Poll created by Caleb Lovell 4 years ago

First Past The Post (Winner Take All) Voting

Select one of the available choices. Whichever has the most votes will win!

Sitting Down

Standing Up

Both, I like to switch it up because I'm a psychopath or something